How can you fuck up
so many times and still be
voted president?

— Haiku on Bush’s Second Term, Staceyann Chin (via likeavant-garde)





highonkaboom:

The Rizzoli and Isles drinking game (aka alcohol poisoning)

Requested by we-are-rizzlers





sandandglass:

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.